January 21, 2003
FLASH SUCKS
ok I am officially sick of flash websites, and flash crap in general, it has been building in me for along time now but a review of these idiots and I am done. There are just so many designers out there that are doing such a great job at being the same thing, while desperately thinking they are not. My only hope is these are all students and will soon flunk out and start factory jobs.
And I want every minute that I have waited for a stupid asinine flash site/presentation back, I feel violated, I could take a week long vacation with that time, I could write a book, but no, I waited so I could see some designers bloated ego dance across the screen and make noise, arg. I'm done. I know "DiK" is supposed to be some cool thing, but how many of these stupid mydesignissocool sites do we need? To push content garbage, I used to like looking at coolhomepages.com but anymore it ain't worth it, it is all flash crap, and poorly designed with terrible usability if I may add. I really think we better get ready for the looming technology backlash.


Comments
I agree completely. I'm also tired of these websites that have a large picture on the pain page, maybe some neat text with some special font and right there they're F*ing special. Give me a break. Although I do like creativity and art, I don't like it when it's not functional. Where is the content? The big ass picture is covering up the truth that there isn't jack crap. It's like some of the lamer guys i see in my high school with guitars thinking they're so cool but can they actually play anything good on them. Hell no.
Posted by: Bob Erickson | April 17, 2003 07:03 PM
Are the websites linked to on http://www.designiskinky.com/mugshot/mugshots.php3 for real or were they made up as parodies?
http://www.berebene.ch/index2.html is what happens in Old Europe when people go berserk on Flash ;-)
Claude
Posted by: Claude | June 5, 2003 03:31 PM
The sites are real, very real. Most are experiments. It's more like trying to show up the last set of crap that was uploaded the month before. Yeah Anthony, most probably ARE students looking to prove themselves. I also hate the Macromedia take over. Flash is just that, "flash." It can be functional if used correctly but when it's used in a functional way it kinda defeats the purpose of itself; it turns into a form or Java looking menu. Woopie doodie I say. I believe Flash is a trend personally. Funny thing is... for almost every Flash site there is an alternate one built from pure HTML that works smooth and fast... you know... just in case.
Posted by: rta | September 6, 2003 07:38 PM
Yes....it's true...and I am ready to give up on Flash after 4 years of designing and programming in it. The fact is, Macromedia has built a bloated, processor eating monster that can't be properly subdued with code and should be put to sleep.
Dan (14hrs no sleep coding flash actionscript)
Posted by: daniel | December 30, 2003 03:24 AM
Who really wants to spend 20 secs watching a company logo swirl around? I think most designers agree that flash sucks, especially when the animation(s)don't include a skip feature or assume the user has a fast connection. I've seen some cool looking sites done in flash, but "cool looking" is about it, the content usually sucks.
Posted by: Maurice | January 13, 2004 12:09 PM
Dear Digruntaled Flash Geeks...
Like any other technological application, there can be many examples that can pointed to which may display both the good and the bad.
I won't try to convince any of the preceeding negative comment authors why they might review their data, that might require they do some more research.
The bottom line is Flash is just one element in a very large array of tools that are for you to use or not use.
Posted by: Joe Jabon | February 23, 2004 12:30 PM
I can just say from a development side. Flash sucks. Even though the controls are amoung the easiest to learn, understanding the program is really hard. The flash interface sucks bad. The menus disappear if you click on them the wrong way. The auto-dock function makes me bannanas. There are many many programs that deal with much more complicated content than flash (such as maya or after effects) that have a muuuuuuuuuch better interface. I've take two classes in flash. I still don't know what the hell I'm doing. Maya? I've had one class and I can fly around that program like nobody's business.
Posted by: Matt Camp | May 12, 2004 09:44 AM
I'm on a Mac, and apparently some flash sites run piss poor on the mac o/s. (G4 350, 512M, OS X) - at least one developer tried to use that excuse.
The problem is when Flash interferes with the information. It should not take 10 minutes to see tourdates for a band. The two worst sites I've experienced are
massiveattack.co.uk
realvast.com
As with the previous comments, I feel like I'm being subjected to the self-aggrandizing efforts of an overly teched webhead.
Posted by: bondibox | May 19, 2004 07:51 AM
Hi Anthony,
our sites have made their way to the TOP10 in google for "flash sucks" :)
How about a link exchange for pages with this topic?
I would link to
http://anthony.ianniciello.net/blog/archives/000006.html
from http://www.uberdose.com/kbase/flash-sucks/
with the right anchor text, like "Anthony on 'Flash Sucks'"
Let me know if that sounds like having fun :)
Posted by: Dirk | July 24, 2004 02:36 AM
I only enabled flash when necessary... this program easily toggles flash on/off (and when it's off, there are no install requests - just a tiny "x" icon where the ad would otherwise be)...
http://www.unhsolutions.net/FPC/index.shtml
Posted by: Lance Mathews | August 26, 2004 12:14 PM
Let's face it there are different tools for different jobs. Flash performs jobs that Html, etc. do not perform. Yes, alot of people do abuse Flash. Personally I like to create HTML-like sites using Flash. Kind of the best of both worlds; fast loading, no fluff.
Flash is not something you can learn over night and I think this is something else that makes people not like it. Many people enjoy the benefits of using Flash; just because some don't isn't a reason to dismiss it as useful piece of software. Sweeping generalizations are never good to make and quite often are the sign of ignorance.
Posted by: Hoshi | September 22, 2004 09:47 AM
If you hate a flash page don't visit it. Stick to your little programming sites and have a ball. What's your problem you obsessives. Take your anger on something that really sucks, people who post on web sites ranting about how much something sucks, what a complete waste of time.
-Rich Greenfield
Posted by: Rich Greenfield | October 14, 2004 09:02 PM
kewl
Posted by: chester | January 17, 2005 04:41 PM
I agree with Rich. Its optional, so why worry?
Posted by: Mahesh | January 18, 2005 07:09 AM
Whatever cool things you can do in html/javascript, you can do in Flash much better.
Whatever you can f*ck up in html/javascript, you can f*ck up in Flash much worse.
One thing that bums me about Flash when it fails is that it can fail completely. With a web application, that's unacceptable, and usually avoidable. If you build your program with a little care, your users should never have to deal with even a 404 or 500 error. But with Flash, I've seen very expensive, very high end (harrumphttp://www.buckheadrestaurants.comharrumph) websites that just show an empty page when they fail. Users deserve better error handling, and when you get a certain minimum level (404, 500) built into the web itself, there's no excuse.
Posted by: fu2lio | January 31, 2005 09:01 PM
There is a huge add on TV right now that is http://www.esuvee.com but if you go there, you are taken to the "NO FLASH INSTALLED" page. No HTML version available. That really gripes me that they spent all the money to have a website that a lot of people can't view. (or like me, refuse to install it due to a host of viruses).
So, I don't know anything about "ESUVEE.com" but I am not impressed at all. I guess I'll never know.
Posted by: Doug | February 7, 2005 10:33 AM
I agree, Flash sucks. It is the only program that i work with that annoys me more than anything.
The interface, everything about it, was badly designed.
I also work with 3d modeling/animation programs like Lightwave and i never have that feeling.
But when i start working with Flash, i get stressed out,
FLASH SUCKS! THEYRE STRESSFUL!!
Posted by: Kenny | March 4, 2005 06:36 PM
Flash sucks hey?
http://www.tokyoplastic.com/
your simply wrong.
Posted by: stef | April 17, 2005 04:44 AM
I personally think pens SUCK. Pencils are much better. Everything you can write with a pen you can write with a pencil.
Posted by: Jikkit | May 2, 2005 04:38 PM
FLASH must be FLUSHED OUT! HEHE!
Posted by: anathema | May 22, 2005 06:52 PM
If I can't view your web page with lynx, your web page sucks. If you can't say it with plain text, you have nothing to say.
Posted by: Mr. P. | June 27, 2005 07:27 AM
I wrote a (very slow) strategy game in flash 2 years ago, never could quite get the fonts to appear the same on different windows configurations despite massive tweaking, god forbid getting it the same over different platforms.
Posted by: Jason | July 7, 2005 04:27 PM
No doubt, a heavy Flash site is one of the most annoying things out there. When I find a design firm that has some very cool products I want to blog that sucker so other people can see the coolness. When I do a posting I like to include a sample of what the reader is going to get, lets say a photo of one of the products. (GASP) What a concept! That's a big no-go if everything is in Flash. What a major pain. It's almost like they don't want people to promote traffic to their firm.
Any why is it design firms? You would think that they would be able to design a better page to promote the firm than something that requires Flash to view it.
Posted by: JK | July 12, 2005 05:42 PM
Like HOSHI said above, Flash is only a tool/platform, albeit a complex one. Most of the anger vented above is understandable, but obviously stems from the users inability to use/understand it's stregths and weeknesses. If any of you work for creative, design, interactive design or ad agencies (which I am assuming you do) you surely know that web design is not all about just pure information retrieval. Marketing, and advertising sites often times require more creative approaches to luring customers into buying their products. It is about selling a lifestyle, so "cool" is advantageous. It's sad, but it's true.
Flash is an extremely effective vehicle when targeting certain audiences, especially young people. Remember, just like printed materials, web sites have many different purposes, mediums and audiences.
Posted by: Brian Elliott | August 7, 2005 02:41 PM
Yeah, I'm sick of the Flash popups that always want me to install it. Over and over again. I found this JT flash manager, and FlashAndPicsControlSetup you can install that will stop the the annoying "INstall Flash" popup
Posted by: Mark17 | August 13, 2005 04:09 PM
Brian Elliott is right. Flash is very effective when targeted to the right audience. I think a lot of my own frustration with the technology definitely stems from it's being used in inappropriate places.
Where Flash is weakest is in sites where the amount of content is such that a user really should have all of the browser interface tools at their disposal. In content driven sites keyboard commands which Flash tends to defeat are key to the user experience. Bookmarking, back/forward navigation, page up/page down, select all, copy, etc. should always be available to a user, because that for the most part is the expected behavior of a web browser.
When you build an all Flash site you ignore this really important aspect of usability.
Posted by: Mattie Langenberg | August 18, 2005 07:58 AM
I 100% agree with the accessment that Flash sucks. It sucks so much that I've uninstalled it from my home machine, where I prefer to listen to my own music than someone else's joke of a looping pos that is embedded in a Flash page, and where I need to read news or the weather without being interrupted by flash advertisements taking over my screen or blowing out my eardrums.
Oh, and I'm not a damn old fart blasting Flash because it hurts my eyes. I've been hopping online since I was 12 years old, and I'm a recent college graduate. I know that my former fellow classmates don't give a rat's ass about Flash, either. Their favorite site are thefacebook.com and classmates.com, which have not a single bit of Flash, but are sites with content they want.
People want information online, and to get that information quickly. They don't want to spend two minutes waiting for a "cool" animation to load, and another two minutes trying to figure out how to navigate the horrible Flash monstrosity thrown at them. And most of all, they don't want auto-playing music or noises that they didn't ask for coming out of their speakers or headphones!
*Steps off the soapbox* Okay, I'm done. I still love All Your Base Are Belong to Us, and remember the good old days of Flash when it was still used for just, gasp, movies...
Posted by: Rose | September 7, 2005 09:33 AM
yeah i agree but not to that great of an extent. sure flash is bad sometimes but in life nothing is liked by everyone and works every where but also nothing in life is hated by everyone and fails everywhere. you have to take the good with the bad. you can't always win. that's why it is optional. somethings are bad whilst some aren't. one that isn't in my opinion would be any of darkhampster0's movies. just solid weird but still good and the load time isn't long... well at least not on my computer or any other i've tried. but if you only look at the negatives anything can look worse then it is. oh and yes i know my grammar's bad but i don't care. you know what i'm saying.
Posted by: Mojama | October 11, 2005 09:10 PM
I just love how there is no support for flash in OpenBSD. If I was rich I would totally fun an open alternative to Flash, if one does not allready exist. Does one exist?
Posted by: FlashHater | October 14, 2005 07:22 PM
What I can't stand, aside from flash, is people who try to tell you what you should be saying and what you should be doing with you time. If you invested all those hours learning Flash "the right way" and now you just can do with out it, then by all means use it. But, many of us will leave your site for that reason and many others will not be able to view it. So have a blast, but flash really does suck!
Posted by: j coffland | December 19, 2005 09:51 AM
Get a life losers. Everything in this world is done with flash you dumb fucks. Stop being abunch of cry baby bitchs. You guys sound like abunch of 5 year olds. Anyway lol.
Posted by: eatme | January 10, 2006 09:02 PM
god this program sucks. I've worked in high end 3d programs that are far more intuitive than this piece of crap. Everytime i try and use this crappy crappy program some god damn thing fucks up in the middle and I have to start all from scratch. crappy crappy crappy frustrating POS program.
Posted by: bdurfy | February 13, 2006 10:47 PM
I completely and utterly agree. Flash is the most over-rated plug-in ever to exist! Anything that can be done in Flash can be done using JavaScript/DHTML. And Fuck Macromedia for hyping it so much. If I hear about that stupid hotel reservation site one more time I think I'll puke. And that stupid online motorcycle ecommerce site blows. Macromedia claims, 90% of people that have browsers have Flash installed on them. What they fail to mention is that they're constantly upgrading the dam thing, so for all we know 90% of the plugins installed are a version of Flash much lower than the most recent version. Some may say, big deal, it only takes two seconds to download the newest version. Well yeah, it also only takes a minute to download the most recent browser. I'd rather download a browser than a stupid plug-in. And I hate all you Flash retards that so quickly jumped on Macromedia's balls without putting any thought into what you were doing. And all you idiot "designers" that think new age music and Flash movies were made for each other. And then all you idiots that think flash is "ubiquitous." Ohhh.. another buzz word! Better get a lot of use out of it! It may justify you getting a raise at your brochure designing job! Tee hee. Flash must die.
Posted by: pDog | March 6, 2006 10:12 PM